A FURIOUS neighbour sent a hilariously sarcastic note after they were kept awake by one resident’s house party.
The letter – dripping with sarcasm – quickly went viral as social media users applauded the genius technique.
The note, posted to Facebook page The Bell Tower Times, is cleverly written from the perspective of the party’s host, and titled “Did I keep you up until 3am with my party? This is not an apology”.
It continues: “Hello neighbour, I am not going to apologise for another party while my parents are away.
“I’m not going to apologise for playing club music for eight hours straight so you couldn’t get to sleep.
“I’m not going to apologise for keeping you awake until 3am in the morning.
“I’m not going to apologise if you asked us to politely turn the music off at midnight and we told you to f*** off.”
The sarcy note details all the ways the wayward teen deprived the neighbour of the precious sleep, pointing out it’s not even the first time residents have been kept awake by pumping music coming from the garden.
The owner of the poisoned pen then passive-aggressively reminds the reveller: “Remember the time I came home at 4am and woke you up?”
Really twisting the knife in, the note adds: “No, dear sleep deprived neighbour, you’re not getting an apology from us.”
The writer then menacingly adds: “If you want to stop me ruining another night, then call the police and make a noise complaint.
“They visited us last night too late unfortunately for you.
“It’s no surprise it’s not the first noise complaint the police have received about our house.
“Also, feel free to email dad and let him know how you feel about being kept up to 3am.”
They then signed off: “Your inconsiderate neighbours.”
Tickled Facebook users loved the twist on your average boring complaint.
Some even suggested more genius ways to annoy loud neighbours.
One user wrote: ““Just play loud opera music in the morning after they go to sleep… works a treat apparently.”
Another commented: “Record neighbours party.
“Play it back to them on a night they’re not having one full blast with speakers, if they complain say, hey it’s you?”